Hard boiled or not hard boiled. That is the question.
Little did I know that the egg I had picked was in fact NOT hard boiled.
See the game was: There was a dozen eggs. Half hard boiled. Half not.
Me vs the other guy.
Pick an egg. Smash it against your head.
Get two raw eggs-- you are OUT.
Well. I guess chivalry wasn't dead tonight because "ladies first"
and I went first!
I selected the egg which I KNEW was hard boiled. But once it came in contact with my forehead... I, along with everyone else, knew that was not the case.
Yolk dripped down my forehead, into my eyes, all over my face, and onto my clothes. (Which, don't' tell JanaLe but I was wearing her sweater. I am PRAYING that egg comes out of clothes)
Thats's alright! Shake it off!
My opponent goes.. of course his is hard boiled. Lucky.
I pick my second egg, this time with no strategy I just picked one and hoped for the best. Well. I found myself with yet another raw egg broken on me.
Making me... the loser.
But it's ok because jokes on you guys! Egg is great for your hair! Haha ok I don't really know if that's true, I've just heard it once or twice.
AND I got to eat pie. I mean how can you go wrong with pie? From Kneaders no less? Yeah it was pretty great I thought.
So as I sit here in a towel and dripping wet non-egg hair I think to myself...
Thank goodness for showers! Because when that egg started drying that was NAST-Y!
Anyway. That's all.
Remember to live a little, take a risk, do something crazy---Life only happens once, make it memorable
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